"I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash…”
- Sherlock, I’m home-
- Hello, John.
- Hello, Watson.
- You’re late, dear Watson.
My friends saw the gif and asked me to make three frustrated Watsons. So here it is.
Then do these make three poor Johns and three happy Sherlocks
YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.
This comic was going to have words but it’s better without
"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."
I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power