halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space


hannibalsapatheticduckface:

The real magic isn’t that Bryan Fuller made everyone sympathize with Hannibal Lecter, the real magic is that he made everyone like Frederick Chilton. 


cumber-kitty:

thebloggerknownasgeeknip:

sinterwoldiers:

Tony being a dork and entering every room just before Bucky does so he can loudly announce that winter is coming

He is a Stark, after all.


annabellioncourt:

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN


themaraudersaredead:

Sirius starting a club of disowned family members that he calls “Black Sheep” because he thinks it’s clever as shit and he sends Andromeda a godawful t-shirt she refuses to wear.


frenchoverture:

Those two comments made my day.

(Source: haydnberg)



espikvlt:

kloperslegend:

connorratliff:

Game Of Thrones gets auto-tuned and it’s goddamned delightful.

I am fucking jumping up and down and nearly crying this is so cool

hoooooooooooly shiiiiiiiiiiit


curiousobsession101:

This just gets funnier the longer I stare at it.

(Source: clarabosswald)


benedictsboardies:

So… My son decorated eggs for the school Easter competition.

May I present to you “Sherl’yolk Holmes and the curious case of Humpty Dumpty” (Basically a Reichenbach rip off we think!)


Fuck the king

(Source: holden421)